No proper RPG game will be complete without a wide smattering of Equipment. Each character can equip up to two pieces of equipment.
Equipment can be sorted into 2 main types. The first main type comprises of equipment that gives flat-out boosts to characters' stats, be it Attack, Defense, Magic, and/or HP.
The second main type consists of special equipment (labelled as Mys) that grant effects based on what happens during a song level.
List of equipment[ | ]
The following is a list of equipment in the game The Metronomicon.
Icon | Name | Description | Text |
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A Fancy Monocle | Note judgement is more strict, but deal much more damage. | The most dapper weapon in your arsenal. | |
A Gentle Kiss | Bash's damage rating is increased by two tiers. | This isn't gonna hurt anyone, is it? | |
A Longer Syringe | Inoculate cures any target for which it removes or prevents a status effect. | Makes you hate needles just a little less. | |
All Day Contacts |
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But, if you leave them in for two days, they'll probably start to itch. | |
Angel Wings | Martyr will always purge one additional debuff. | In honor of a hero. | |
Anonymizer | Decrease the chance of being targeted by enemy attacks. | No one can see you! Where'd you go?! | |
Asbestos Underwear |
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There's no need to breathe down there, so I think it's safe. | |
Athrend's Fyre | Massive early power spike. But, the stats VERY quickly degrade as the song goes on. | Cosplay is always in season. | |
Bandage Wraps | Bestows a 50% chance to resist being inflicted by Bleed. | You suddenly miss your mummy. | |
Battery Powered Boots |
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They allow you to fly around the world! But, you don't know how they work. | |
Bearskin Coat |
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For the coldest of winter nights. | |
Bearskin Codpiece |
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For the hottest of winter nights. | |
Bionic Hand Fuzzx0rs | Gain 600% more Team Attack meter. But, your meter resets every fight. | If we can't do it now, our robotic overlords will. | |
Blindbox Staff Charm | Big Pharm bestows two Protects and two Inspires per cast. | He's so cute and beardy! | |
Body Butter By Luke | Grants immunity to Bleed. | Makes your skin feel unbreakable. | |
Bouncy Bodypaint | Negative status effects last 100% longer. On all allies. | Well, you're rubber, and I'm glue! Did I get that right..? | |
Broken Compass | Increases treasure drop rate by 5%. | Sure. Like we weren't already carrying enough stuff around. | |
Cape Sum Laude | Deals Much more damage the higher your progress meter fills. | Proof of excellence amongst all your peers. | |
Cardboard Tube Broadsword | Deal more damage when HP is higher. And vice versa. | For the risk-averse adventurer. | |
Chainmail Tutu | Decreases damage taken as your current streak increases. Super high cap! | Unbreakable defense, as long as you don't twirl quickly. | |
Clockwork Eye Props | Grants immunity to Blind. | If you close your eyes, for even a moment, you might miss something! | |
Creepy Mechano Ring |
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Why do people wear these, right? Does it do something techy? | |
Cup-Hewn Gauntlets |
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You've gone all the way through the best-dressed spectrum. Back to worst | |
Cutting Edge Wristwatch |
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The latest in caveman couture. | |
Dare Devil's Horns | Raises damage dealt by 20%. Increases damage taken 25%. | You're gonna get someone hurt, man. | |
Dazzle Wand | Cures heal for 20% more, but casting recovery is 50% longer. | As opposed to Bedazzling, which makes you a nerdy nerd. | |
Decollage Hard Hat |
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Someone worked very hard to make this for you, okay? | |
Decorative Thinky Bits | Increases the damage bonus bestowed by Big Comeback even further. | Finally! Skullbert can answer your constant questions! | |
Dem Chains |
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You know I gots to have that bling. | |
Dirt Endirtener | Earth abilities deal 20% more damage. | Great for killing lightning elementals, and also making sweet castles! | |
Disco Shard Pendant |
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It reflects all the colors of the funky rainbow. | |
Diving Bell |
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That crack down the side makes me really uncomfortable. | |
Earth Converter | Converts all attacks to Earth elemental. | I think it works using... molecules? | |
Earth Right Earring | Reduces damage from Earth elemental enemies by 30%. | It just sorta feels dirty, ya know? | |
Ectoplasmic Pomade |
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You reaaaaally shouldn't be putting that in your hair... | |
Elena's Amulet | Auto-Applies Inspiration when health is under 25%. | Your spirit feels just a bit lighter. | |
Fang Necklace |
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Let's just say you found it on the ground, and not ponder the darker implications... | |
Fire Converter | Converts all attacks to Fire elemental. | Maaaagiiiicc..... | |
Fire Left Earring | Reduces damage from Fire elemental enemies by 30%. | Sorta makes your ear smoke. | |
Fishbone Earring |
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If you were a cat, you'd be the most fashionable cat I know. | |
Flame Enhottener | Fire abilities deal 20% more damage. | You'll constantly get bugged for these, out front of the club. | |
Force Field Pants |
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If not the most modest, then definitely the shiniest pants you can own. | |
Fresh Moontain Air | Fresh Mountain Air bestows even more secondary ability beats upon allies. | I'm honestly not sure that this is air. | |
Full Body Lip Gloss |
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Baby, you're gonna shine like the sun. | |
Fuzzy Hand Endazzlers | Gain 30% more Team Attack meter. | We can do it, yes we can! If we can't do it... damn! | |
Glowstick Mesh Vest |
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Don't look straight at it! I mean it! You'll go blind! | |
Grabby Plucky Thing | Pick Pocket has a small chance to steal equipment rather than crystals. | His name is Mister Chompy! | |
Impatience Overwhelming | Cuts casting recovery time in half. Casting costs 50% more beats. | Give someone else a chance to play! | |
Itchy Mustached Glasses | You're permanently Focused and Inspired! Also... Bleeding. | Why does anyone think these are funny..? | |
Katie's (Andy's?) Helmet | Boosts damage by 5% for every unique Primary the party casts. Boosts reset on spell repeat. | Seems to have been on a lot of adventures at once... | |
Lightning Belly Ring | Reduces damage from Lightning elemental enemies by 30%. | A constantly humming shock to the system. | |
Lightning Converter | Converts all attacks to Lightning elemental. | Really not safe to keep in your pockets. | |
Lightning Ensparkler | Lightning abilities deal 20% more damage. | I have no idea what this thing is. | |
Lightning Rod | Each bolt of Strikes Thrice causes progressively more damage when striking the same target. | Not to be held in the rain. | |
Manicured Bear Claws | Reduces by half the negative effects caused by Berserker attacks. | You should have seen the looks on the faces of the stylists... | |
Memory Foam Chestpiece | Reduces damage taken by 15% briefly after being attacked. | Every punch leaves a perfectly punch shaped hole for the next one to land! | |
Minecart Headband |
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It helps you see your targets in the darkest of nightclubs. | |
My Tunes | When using "This Power..!", erase and gain streak from debuffs too! | Wow, thanks! I thought I'd never see this again!! | |
Noise Enlistener | Increases damage dealt progressively for each primary ability cast. | The louder you get... the louder you get! | |
Nuclear Batteries | Enlighten Refreshes and Focuses the entire party on use. | Does magic even run on batteries?? | |
Obtainium Obtainer | Forces all enemies to always drop treasure... but only crystals. | Unbelievably, it was found under the sand at the beach. | |
Organic Sludge Mascara |
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Once you put it on, it basically never comes off. | |
Owldown Shin Pads |
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They help you really nail those breakdance moves. | |
Panic Driven Blade | Auto-Applies Inspiration when health is under 40%. | For the gambler in you. How low can you go? | |
Panic Driven Shielding | Auto-Applies Protect when health is under 40%. | The best time to defend is probably before you die. | |
Panic Driven Specs | Auto-Applies Focus when health is under 40%. | They say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. | |
Paper Plate Wolf Mask |
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Did the wolf make this? Did someone's child? Nobody knows. | |
Peacock Mask | Increases the chance of being targeted by enemy attacks. | Everyone suddenly wants to hit you a lot. | |
Plastic Poncho | Purify grants a temporary subsequent immunity to each status effect it removes. | You can make one yourself, from a garbage bag! | |
Powerdrink IV | Bestows a 50% chance to resist being inflicted by Slow. | Both the safest and most refreshing way to quench. | |
Precision Targeting | Status Effects cast last 30% longer | It's too late. You've seen everything | |
Pretty Pink Ribbon | Grants immunity to all negative status effects. | Your nanny tied it just for you! | |
Puuuumps | Reduces the beat requirements for Secondary Abilities by 30%. | Stop before you float way | |
Rigged Boxing Gloves | Pierces through and ignores all enemy elemental resistances. | Don't tell anyone, and we won't get in trouble... | |
Safety Treated Dancefloor | Reduces the damage taken from note stumbles by 30%. | At least when you fall, you won't get dirty... | |
Seashell Necklace |
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You have never - and I really mean this - ever felt so pretty | |
Sharktooth Pauldron |
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There is no safe way to wear something like this. Be careful! | |
Sharp Beak Facemask |
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On different islands, the different masks would let you eat different flowers. | |
Shoulder Mounted Thingy |
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It looks like it could be either for prey... or for something else. | |
Snake Skin Ring |
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Do they do this? Make rings out of snake skin? | |
Speed Stripes | Grants immunity to Slow. | The more you paint, the faster you'll go. | |
Spot Remover | All Primary Ability cures also remove one negative status effect from their target. | Keeps you shiny, pine-scented, and new! | |
Steel-Toe Dance Shoes | Increases damage output as your current streak increases. Super high cap! | How long can you stand on your toes? | |
Sticky Gloves | Doubles the amount of elemental crystals stolen with Mug. | You keep turning your pockets inside-out with these stupid gloves. | |
Stinky Meat | Causes enemies to always spawn in sets of two. | Seriously, man. Why are you carrying that around..? | |
Stone Hulk Hands |
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Just, you know... a generic sort of Hulk. Despite the capital H. | |
Strap on Tail |
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Don't worry! It's made of paper mache! | |
Streaker's Helm | Auto-Applies Focus when your streak is over 75. | Lubed for speed!! | |
Streaker's Running Shoes | Auto-Applies Haste when your streak is over 60. | The better you dance... the Harder and Faster you dance! | |
Streaker's Sword | Auto-Applies Inspiration when your streak is over 60. | The better you dance... the Better and Stronger you dance! | |
Tentacool Guy Shades |
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Just call me Young Squeezy. | |
The Bottom Flappy Bit |
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The most important part of the suit. Open before using. | |
The Bubble Boy's Shelter | Grants immunity to Stun. | You look absolutely stunning in this. | |
The Embiggener | All cures additionally add 30% of the cure to the party's max HP. | For even the least noble spirit. | |
The Kicker | Firewater Hastes one additional unhasted party member. | Let's be clear. It's made of fire, and only fire, okay? | |
The Master's Judgement 1 | Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. | The ultimate weapon for dance party masters. | |
The Masters Judgement 2 | Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. | The ultimate weapon for dance party masters. | |
The Masters Judgement 3 | Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. | The ultimate weapon for dance party masters. | |
The Masters Judgement 4 | Deals Much more damage the more accurate your note judgements are. And vice-versa. | The ultimate weapon for dance party masters. | |
The Necronomithong | Once per fight, resists a fatal blow and restores 20% health. | But you might crave brains, or something, I guess? | |
The Perfect Hat | Antagonize additionally casts Protect on the Warrior. | We've done it! Technology has reached its peak! | |
The Ultimate Slap | Inflicted stuns last 30% longer. | Hurts an awful lot more than you'd think. | |
The Witch's Grimoire | Every time an enemy dies, boosts damage by 3%. But...the boost drains over time. | Attained second-hand from a jerky jerk of a demon hunter. | |
Time Enshortener | Speeds up spell casting recovery by 15%. | Yes, it stacks. | |
Unisex Mini Skirt |
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It goes perfectly with either cowboy boots or heels. | |
Warm Fur Bloomers |
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Man, there sure is a lot of underwear in this game... | |
Water Converter | Converts all attacks to Water elemental. | It seems constantly damp to the touch. | |
Water Nose Ring | Reduces damage from Water elemental enemies by 30%. | Gives you a runny nose, but that's okay... | |
Wet Enwettener | Water abilities deal 20% more damage. | Best for use when the roof is on fire. | |
White Sheet Cape |
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Really just a blanket. | |
Window Wiper Shades | Bestows a 50% chance to resist being inflicted by Blind. | You can wear these at night. So you can, so you can. | |
Wisp-Soaked Cape |
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Wait, are wisps... Wet? They seem so ethereal... | |
Wolf Hair Wig |
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It would have taken too much time to grow it out yourself. | |
Yarr Matey The Hat |
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You suddenly crave both a parrot and boat. |
Notes[ | ]
- On PC, 3 of the items are obtainable only if you own very specific games on Steam; you start with these items in your inventory.
- Elena's Amulet is obtainable if you own Whispering Willows
- Katie's (Andy's?) Helmet is granted if you own Concursion
- And lastly, The Witch's Grimoire is given to all owners of The Weaponographist.
- In the console release, these have been moved to enemy drops.